Don't fart in an MRI scan!

I was literally reading that a few hours ago! That's what I was giggling about in the living room!

Dear heavens! That is even worse than my own gas experience, which I have never told anyone about and never will. The thought of the sound being magnified and reverberating around the room is excruciating

My most embarrassing fart story is quite cringey. Went to the cinema, then to lunch with a lad in my 6th form, in the year above me.

All was well, until it turned out that something in the meal was disagreeing with me. So halfway through town, I had to dash out of a side door to do a quiet 'lady fart'. Err... Nope! I never even knew a noise so loud could come out of a human being!

That wasn't the worst part. I was suddenly hit with stomach pains so bad, I had to beg him to drive me home early so that I could dash to the bathroom! I didn't make it in time...

Oh dear Eleanor, poor you! Silly question, but was there a second date?!

For me, it wasn't a first date! We were friends, but he kept pushing. But no, it didn't seem to turn him off. I wonder where he would have drawn the line!

Ah bless him! I have lost boyfriends for far less!

I wish it had turned him off!

Probably my most mortifying moment, though.

Embarrassing! Does not describe either story, however, though ladies do not " fart" , they "fluff" sometimes it happens & there are times there is nothing you can do about it!

Oh, believe me, Eleanor doesn't 'fluff'!!!!

"Fluff" - what a lovely description! Soft, soundless, and smelling of candy-floss!

I thought everyone knew that ladies only fluff. My neighbour told me that when I was about 6.

Caryll, stop picking on Eleanor.

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Hilarious!

LyndaW wrote:That is even worse than my own gas experience, which I have never told anyone about and never will.  

Lynda, you are a tease!

tracyp wrote:Embarrassing!  Does not describe either story, however, though ladies do not " fart" , they "fluff" sometimes it happens & there are times there is nothing you can do about it!

Caryll wrote:Oh, believe me, Eleanor doesn't 'fluff'!!!!

I resent that accusation! I'm very ladylike! My farts smell like freshly-baked cookies, unicorn sparkles, rainbows and newborn puppies!

LyndaW wrote:"Fluff" - what a lovely description!  Soft, soundless, and smelling of candy-floss!

tracyp wrote: I thought everyone knew that ladies only fluff. My neighbour told me that when I was about 6.

Caryll, stop picking on Eleanor.  

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Yeah, mum! Stop picking on me! Don't forget, I've heard some of the noises you toot out in your sleep!

Caryll wrote:

LyndaW wrote:That is even worse than my own gas experience, which I have never told anyone about and never will.  

Lynda, you are a tease!

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