Hit my head :(

The bath was all slippery with soap from the last person who used it. I fell and whacked my head against the wall. Now my head is pounding and I feel sick. Stupid bath tub! Just what I needed to finish up a crappy week!

Well that was silly. Put in a claim against the person...id say maybe £50 comp and a nice dinner!!!

If you're feeling sick it may be worth a quick check with A&E - you cannot be too careful with head injuries. It's probably nothing, but it would be peace-of-mind. Hope you feel better soon.

I don't know who was in the bathroom before me, but I daresay I'd get no compensation anyway!

Oh God, no! No A&E! Although I don't actually know where it is and have no way to get there anyway, so...

Ouch! I think it was probably me!

But in fairness, the plughole was blocked up with hair & I couldn't clean the bath properly. Every time I tried to rinsevit, it just all flowed back again.

I poured some plughole unblocked down it, but hadn't rinsed afterwards.

SORRY!!!!!!

Hope you're feeling better now.

'Tis okay! My own fault for not being more careful!

I'm feeling a bit better now, thank you. No more sickness, at least!

The young always recover quickly!

Do they? I can't remember!

I wouldn't say it's a full recovery yet! I took Solpadeine Max over an hour ago and my head is still pounding!

My (flawed, ancient) memory tells me that the young recover quickly!

I'd say a nice dinner is fair compensation.

...and breakfast and lunch and snacks!

Oh, and some Malibu and lemonade!

I don't even eat breakfast! And very rarely eat lunch, unless I'm at home.

I notice you didn't mention the Malibu......

Is your head still pounding? You should have had it checked. You could have a concussion.

The Malibu was welcome, although I haven't actually had any yet!

Still a bit sore, but I'm sure there's nothing serious!

Famous last words. Take better care of yourself!

No promises!