Never Argue With a Woman!

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Never Argue With a Woman!

Post by Caryll on Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:30 am

Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out herself.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read a book. The peace and solitude are magnificent
Along comes a Fish & Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that quite obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I am reading!'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up a ticket.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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Re: Never Argue With a Woman!

Post by Lorraine on Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:40 am

So true!!! rolling on floor rolling on floor rolling on floor

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Re: Never Argue With a Woman!

Post by tracyp on Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:01 pm

Hmmm..... happy

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Re: Never Argue With a Woman!

Post by Eleanor on Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:37 pm

laughing

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Re: Never Argue With a Woman!

Post by LyndaW on Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:56 pm

Funny! Non-PC but funny!

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Re: Never Argue With a Woman!

Post by Shisa on Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:52 am

Good on her!

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