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Post by Caryll Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:31 pm

Well, a little bit, anyway! wink 

Just popped Dempsey out for a walk, but when we went outside the basket full of glass (recyclable stuff) had fallen over & there was broken glass everywhere. So I picked it up & swept the path so that the Dempster wouldn't cut himself, and what did I do? Yep. Cut myself. rolling eyes 

Two huuuuuge (tiny) cuts - one on my middle finger near the top & one half way down my thumb - are pouring with blood (bleeding ever so slightly but persistently) & I now have two very uncomfortable plasters on! crying 
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Post by Dave Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:49 pm

has it stopped yet or do we have to get you booked in for a transfusion , jees woman its only a cut , and you call us for man flu :p
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Post by Eleanor Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:56 pm

Man flu doesn't exist. Glass cuts do.  happy 

Poor you! To be fair, there actually was quite a lot of blood!
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Post by Dave Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:13 pm

So mum was understating the injury then , typical woman always the Martyr

Two huuuuuge (tiny) cuts - one on my middle finger near the top & one half way down my thumb - are pouring with blood (bleeding ever so slightly but persistently) & I now have two very uncomfortable plasters on! crying
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Post by Caryll Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:21 pm

I was making as little of them as men make of man flu (which doesn't exist anyway)!

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Post by Eleanor Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:29 pm

laughing There was blood all over her hand!

Pfft. Man flu is just a common cold. Women have slightly better immune systems than men, which is where it stems from, but otherwise it's the result of an even worse condition called Mannus Exaggeratus. happy
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Post by ella Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:42 pm

are we looking at amputation? wink
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Post by Caryll Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:49 pm

Not quite, but it was a close call - it was worse than the paper cut! shocked 
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Post by Eleanor Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:52 pm

The dreaded paper cut! shocked
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Post by Caryll Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:02 pm

I know - it's a good job I'm brave..........
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Post by Eleanor Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:02 pm

How did you survive?!
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Post by Caryll Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:04 pm

It was touch & go!
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Post by ella Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:07 pm

laughing
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Post by Dave Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:07 pm

ECdogs wrote:laughing There was blood all over her hand!

Pfft. Man flu is just a common cold. Women have slightly better immune systems than men, which is where it stems from, but otherwise it's the result of an even worse condition called Mannus Exaggeratus. happy

Yes men are very good at 2 things , exaggerating and feigning deafness , the latter was an instinct developed whilst out in the wild to protect their hearing and lifestyle from the female species , the former was plain and simply because they were fed up of women always being the worst off so decided 1 day its our turn
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Post by Eleanor Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:28 am

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Post by Caryll Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:54 am

laughing laughing 
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