For the appreciation of the Scottish

It was the Scotland/Wales rugby International weekend in Edinburgh and as the crowds made their way down Princes Street towards Murrayfield, a Rottweiler suddenly lunged towards an eight year old Scottish lass with its jaws wide open ready to attack. The crowd nearby gasped in horror but, quick as a flash, a man in a red jersey jumped out of the crowd, grabbed the dog by the throat and throttled it.
As the dead dog lay there and the crowd cheered in admiration, a journalist from The Scotsman, who had witnessed the heroic deed, went up to the man and said........
'That was brilliant, I can see the headline now.'
'Welsh Rugby Fan Saves Young Girl From Certain Death'.
The man replied, 'No, you've got it wrong. I'm not here for the rugby!'
'Don't worry' said the journalist, 'I can see the headline now -
'Welshman Saves Girl From Jaws Of Rottweiler'.
The man replied, 'No, you're wrong again. I'm not Welsh; I'm from London.'
The journalist said, 'Don't worry; I can see the headline now -
'English Bastard Strangles Family Pet'.

I know I shouldn't, but   

tut tut.    

Hahaha...
Was the Rottweiler Welsh though?

  

  

 

  

Dave wrote:It was the Scotland/Wales rugby International weekend in Edinburgh and as the crowds made their way down Princes Street towards Murrayfield, a Rottweiler suddenly lunged towards an eight year old Scottish lass with its jaws wide open ready to attack. The crowd nearby gasped in horror but, quick as a flash, a man in a red jersey jumped out of the crowd, grabbed the dog by the throat and throttled it.
As the dead dog lay there and the crowd cheered in admiration, a journalist from The Scotsman, who had witnessed the heroic deed, went up to the man and said........
'That was brilliant, I can see the headline now.'
'Welsh Rugby Fan Saves Young Girl From Certain Death'.
The man replied, 'No, you've got it wrong. I'm not here for the rugby!'
'Don't worry' said the journalist, 'I can see the headline now -
'Welshman Saves Girl From Jaws Of Rottweiler'.
The man replied, 'No, you're wrong again. I'm not Welsh; I'm from London.'
The journalist said, 'Don't worry; I can see the headline now -
'English Bastard Strangles Family Pet'.

So what's funny about that?? Perfectly unbiased reporting if you ask me. I'll be sure to let the See You Jimmies read that when you come to Aberdeen next year.

Dave wrote:It was the Scotland/Wales rugby International weekend in Edinburgh and as the crowds made their way down Princes Street towards Murrayfield, a Rottweiler suddenly lunged towards an eight year old Scottish lass with its jaws wide open ready to attack. The crowd nearby gasped in horror but, quick as a flash, a man in a red jersey jumped out of the crowd, grabbed the dog by the throat and throttled it.
As the dead dog lay there and the crowd cheered in admiration, a journalist from The Scotsman, who had witnessed the heroic deed, went up to the man and said........
'That was brilliant, I can see the headline now.'
'Welsh Rugby Fan Saves Young Girl From Certain Death'.
The man replied, 'No, you've got it wrong. I'm not here for the rugby!'
'Don't worry' said the journalist, 'I can see the headline now -
'Welshman Saves Girl From Jaws Of Rottweiler'.
The man replied, 'No, you're wrong again. I'm not Welsh; I'm from London.'
The journalist said, 'Don't worry; I can see the headline now -
'English Bastard Strangles Family Pet'.

How about this one Dave.

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'

what do you call a Scottish Kangeroo that gets locked in the cupboard.................

Ah Kan ger oot

Sorry it was bad wasn't it

Ahem! Are you picking on our critters?