My mum is a terrible influence on me, and I was violated by a Belgian Shepherd

I think most people here know I'm a total lightweight when it comes to alcohol. So I decided to have one cider - one. Mum then persuaded me to have another one. Then after that one, I said that was it for me, as it was going to my head. Very responsible mum then peer-pressures me into having another! :lol:Let's just say that, at the end of lunch, I was having to concentrate a bit on walking in a straight line.

Then later on, I was making a fuss of a lovely Belgian Shepherd when he thought it would be a good idea to shove his nose down my top, giving everybody a big view of the girls.    

I also got a lovely kiss from a Slovakian Rough-haired Pointer though, which mum got a picture of!

sounds like a bloomin' good day out to me

Oh, it was! Very good day out! Shame I won't be going tomorrow, but oh well!