A few funnies....
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A few funnies....
by Caryll Wed May 14, 2014 10:24 am
1. My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove Pasta!
2. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian!
3. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
Tennish!
4. I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog…
It was a Shih Tzu!
5. Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store!
6. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent!
7. What sport do you play with a wombat?
Wom!
8. Tried to take a photograph of some fog.
Mist!
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove Pasta!
2. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian!
3. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
Tennish!
4. I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog…
It was a Shih Tzu!
5. Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store!
6. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent!
7. What sport do you play with a wombat?
Wom!
8. Tried to take a photograph of some fog.
Mist!
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