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Post by Caryll on Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:26 am

Stole this from another forum...

An old woman took a very limp parrot into a vet's office. As she placed her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, but Polly has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? I mean, you
haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room, returning a few moments later with a beautiful black Labrador. As the bird's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead parrot from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, but returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up and also sniffed delicately at the ex-bird. The cat sat back, shook its head, meowed and ran out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, your parrot is definitely 100% certifiably ... dead." He then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the old lady.

The parrot's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$500!," she cried, "$500 just to tell me that my bird is dead!?" The vet shrugged. "If you'd taken my word for it the bill would only have been $20, but what with the Lab report and the Cat scan...

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Re: Cat Scan

Post by Lorraine on Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:40 am

The oldies are the best laughinglaughinglaughing
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Re: Cat Scan

Post by Eleanor on Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:41 pm

giggle
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Re: Cat Scan

Post by LyndaW on Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:44 pm

Love it! I must remember to tell my b-i-l this one, he's worse with puns than even me. He accused me of having knee-monia today! (Geddit?)
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Re: Cat Scan

Post by Eleanor on Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:17 pm

laughing I like that one!
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Re: Cat Scan

Post by Shisa on Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:54 am

laughing laughing laughing x 2
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Re: Cat Scan

Post by tracyp on Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:20 pm

Very funny!
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