Got it SO wrong today

As a few of you know I work as a parish secretary for our local Catholic Church.

Every so often the Indian community hold a retreat in the church & Hall from 10am until 5pm from Friday till Sunday. They are VERY enthusiastic and VERY loud, and a retreat has started for this weekend!

I work on Fridays (only in the morning) and my office leads directly off of the Church - I can't hear myself think right now! I normally plan in advance and take the Friday off, but I've completely got it wrong this time.   

Yikes!

Have you got a lot to do?

Yes!  

Poor you

Tell them to shut up! I'm sure they'll understand!

Um........

Not sure that would be considered within my job specs!  

I'm sure the boss wouldn't mind!

I'll have to go in early on Monday, because I haven't been able to empty the candle money boxes!  

If you want, I'll take Dempsey down there and he can scare them all off.

I used to work in a college. We were based near a large Jewish community and started doing classes for Jewish girls. One day the principal asked the Rabbi in charge of the girls what his Christian name was. Hahahahaha

Oh dear! Of all the things to say to a Rabbi!