Bleeding uncontrollably!
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Bleeding uncontrollably!
by Caryll Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:31 pm
Well, a little bit, anyway! 
Just popped Dempsey out for a walk, but when we went outside the basket full of glass (recyclable stuff) had fallen over & there was broken glass everywhere. So I picked it up & swept the path so that the Dempster wouldn't cut himself, and what did I do? Yep. Cut myself.
Two huuuuuge (tiny) cuts - one on my middle finger near the top & one half way down my thumb - are pouring with blood (bleeding ever so slightly but persistently) & I now have two very uncomfortable plasters on!
Just popped Dempsey out for a walk, but when we went outside the basket full of glass (recyclable stuff) had fallen over & there was broken glass everywhere. So I picked it up & swept the path so that the Dempster wouldn't cut himself, and what did I do? Yep. Cut myself.
Two huuuuuge (tiny) cuts - one on my middle finger near the top & one half way down my thumb - are pouring with blood (bleeding ever so slightly but persistently) & I now have two very uncomfortable plasters on!
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Re: Bleeding uncontrollably!
by Dave Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:49 pm
has it stopped yet or do we have to get you booked in for a transfusion , jees woman its only a cut , and you call us for man flu :p
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Re: Bleeding uncontrollably!
by Eleanor Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:56 pm
Man flu doesn't exist. Glass cuts do. 
Poor you! To be fair, there actually was quite a lot of blood!
Poor you! To be fair, there actually was quite a lot of blood!
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Re: Bleeding uncontrollably!
by Dave Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:13 pm
So mum was understating the injury then , typical woman always the Martyr
Two huuuuuge (tiny) cuts - one on my middle finger near the top & one half way down my thumb - are pouring with blood (bleeding ever so slightly but persistently) & I now have two very uncomfortable plasters on! crying
Two huuuuuge (tiny) cuts - one on my middle finger near the top & one half way down my thumb - are pouring with blood (bleeding ever so slightly but persistently) & I now have two very uncomfortable plasters on! crying
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Re: Bleeding uncontrollably!
by Caryll Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:21 pm
I was making as little of them as men make of man flu (which doesn't exist anyway)!
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Re: Bleeding uncontrollably!
by Eleanor Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:29 pm
There was blood all over her hand! Pfft. Man flu is just a common cold. Women have slightly better immune systems than men, which is where it stems from, but otherwise it's the result of an even worse condition called Mannus Exaggeratus.
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Re: Bleeding uncontrollably!
by Caryll Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:49 pm
Not quite, but it was a close call - it was worse than the paper cut! 
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Re: Bleeding uncontrollably!
by Caryll Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:02 pm
I know - it's a good job I'm brave..........
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Re: Bleeding uncontrollably!
by Dave Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:07 pm
ECdogs wrote:
Pfft. Man flu is just a common cold. Women have slightly better immune systems than men, which is where it stems from, but otherwise it's the result of an even worse condition called Mannus Exaggeratus.
Yes men are very good at 2 things , exaggerating and feigning deafness , the latter was an instinct developed whilst out in the wild to protect their hearing and lifestyle from the female species , the former was plain and simply because they were fed up of women always being the worst off so decided 1 day its our turn
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