What are your dog(s) idiosyncrasies?

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Jessup...
Apart from trying sneaking up on the bed like an elephant trying to tiptoe.....  
She runs to the chooks barking by the pen gate as she hates crows, pigeons,  any bird really. They steal both eggs & her breakfast. She knows eggies = yum. She gets sh1tty when the crows steal them.  

Tyson...
Don't play/punch up the jessup, mum, dad, or chilli! Put the chook down now! Grrrrr! Woof, woof. (I will tell you off, I dont care if anyone is having fun... hands off!) There's no play fighting here with Tyson without a lot of noise & teeth!
Also, uhum, dinner is at 6pm, not 6.03!!! 

What idiosyncrasies do your dogs have?

A small tidbit of advice.....

Maybe you should serve Millies dinner quicker & you shouldn't abandon Bella! Then there wouldn't be a problem now would there?

It's actually all you fault!
    

 Millie and Bella agree and are glad someone understands their point of view   

When I crouch down and put his collar on prior to walkies, he has to put his front feet on my shoulders for a cuddle then a kiss onthe top of his head. When we return from our walk he goes to his towel and presents his feet ( front and rear) one at a time to be dried then runs and fetches my slippers. He also fetches my slippers when I come in from having been out without him and when the OH sits down at night with a glass of wine and a bowl of crisps he runs upstairs and brings her spare slipers down to her, hoping for a crisp of course.
And here's a rich one for a staffie......if anyone does a bum burp ( not me of course I'd never be so crude) while sitting beside him on the sofa he'll move to the far end of the sofa or get off altogether.

Oh Bacchus.... that is both brilliant & hilarious! ( not sure if I should hug, kiss or )

I thought dogs only fetched their master's slippers in stories - what a good dog!

I have to hide my slippers from Kuchar else he'll eat them - he even tries to catch them when I walk across the floor in them

LyndaW wrote:I thought dogs only fetched their master's slippers in stories - what a good dog!

I have to hide my slippers from Kuchar else he'll eat them - he even tries to catch them when I walk across the floor in them

He's the first dog I've ever had who fetches my slippers. Another wee quirk........because I gave him a treat for " performing" when he was a pup, when he does a poo outside he races back to me all chuffed looking for a treat.

Hehehe! Tyson rushes inside at 400km after he does a poop. Finds his toy, He is so pleased with himself. Doing laps of the house.... "Now, wheres my bicky? I emptied myself, now you fill it back up!"