Idiot on Friday night's walk

Well, I walk Dempsey last thing before I go to bed - so anywhere from about 10pm through till 2am! I always take poo bags and I always pick up after him unless it's so dark that I literally can't see it!

So, Dempsey had had a poo & I'd picked it up, but he looked like he was trying to do more, so I didn't close the bag, just held it ready to pick up the last bit.

I guy walks towards us & as he's within hearing distance he says "Huh, another bloody dirty sod, not clearing up after their dog!" By the time he finished the sentence he was almost level with me so I swung the hand carrying the bag full of poop right up in front of his face & said "What's this, then, scotch mist?"

How I didn't shove it right in his face, I don't know - he sort of jerked his head backwards & almost yelped "Oh, oh, ugggghhhhh!" and then carried on walking without looking back.

I had quite a giggle, I can tell you!  

Prat Serves him right!

Just wish I'd been a bit slower - I'd have given him a face full of sh1t!!

Sounds like he already has a head full of it!

Well done Caryll!

Reminds me of .....

A woman I heard of was walking her dogs and diligently picking up after them, putting the poo bags into a plastic carrier bag she was carrying by the handles. A youth raced by her and expertly snatched the carrier bag from her unsuspecting hand.

I'd had given anything to see his face when he examined what he'd stolen!

   

Wish I'd seen it!