This Chilli cat has got to go!

She is a thief/trouble maker!

She has stolen, clock keys, glass purfume bottle stoppers from my hand blown collection, curtain tassles that hold the curtain pulled back, sleeve bands, socks, shoes, Dog toys, Jessups tail apparently isn't owned by Jess, at 4am it seems it's an appropriate time to climb the wooden blinds in our bedroom to say good morning,  she steals the girls (chooks) pasta, she eats Tysons dinner while he is still trying to eat & she thinks its fun to drag the water bowl across the kitchen, play in it & tip it over across the floor as she plays in the mess! Get out of the water!!!

Get your stuff together Chilli......

Naughty Chilli!

She is a little bugger! She also thinks its fun to jump up & press the tv buttons at the most annoying times. I never know what I'm watching!

I wonder if there is a return policy till she is 5?

Ah bless her - she's going through her teenage phase!

Yep. She most definitely is! 
She is causing kaos to everyones lives. She simply has no respect for anything or anyone. Life is just a big game of "what can I steal, bite, or annoy".    Thank god it doesn't last as long as the human teen yrs.  

My poor dogs! They are so patient with her. My OH, he thinks she is a sandwich short of a picnic as she runs around like an idiot on speed, jumps, & bites, steals our things & climbs him like a tree.

She attacks a dobe & staffy without a single thought. ( I have explained that both could kill her with one bite but... she doesn't care, she says they are her friends.)

She has her own treat toy but chooses to play with the dogs one which is heavier than her!  She attacks Tyson's bottom or face via the kitten "crab march". Tyson is so accepting of her, he just looks at her as if to say, " What? Ok. I'll just sit here while you bite me." Jess has less patience, she tells the chill off with a deep bark, snarl or a well placed paw to the head.

You might want to stock up on some wine to numb the pain. It's going to be another year or 3 before she starts snoozing the days away

I actually shouted myself a bottle of vodka today as it's friday night here. It may be empty by next friday!

I might drop a splash or 10 in the water bowl to help the dogs out & slow her down.  

Obviously, I'm joking! I don't share my vodka!

Do you want a friend for Bubbles?

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No! I'm serious!