One Line Stories

The aim is to build a story. Each person can type one line of a story, following on from the last person's line. Childish? Yes. But who cares?

So...

Once upon a time...

there was a sleepy ogre

who never brushed his teeth.

One day his girlfriend said

"I've had enough!"

"Your breath smells like a rancid bottle of milk'

and your farts are even worse

so clean up your act or...

I'll stop brushing my teeth too

and we'll gas the world!

And we wouldn't want that would we, because ...

....nobody would be left to talk to us!  

And even worse ....

We'd have to listen to Terry Wogan in the mornings.  

Except he wouldn't be there because ...

He'd have talked himself to death when...

the gas overcame him.

But unfortunately, Terry Wogan is indestructible, so...

apparently Steve Wright will be the man from now on and rumour has it that once he ..................

gets a good gas mask,

then he can progress onto his preferred subject of

the history of the thong.

which in itself is a subject not to be sniffed at though .......

as it'll burn your nose hairs off!

same as lighting a cigarette on full gas ................. speaking of gas