One Line Stories

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The aim is to build a story. Each person can type one line of a story, following on from the last person's line. Childish? Yes. But who cares?

So...

Once upon a time...

He showed his wife and asked...

"Sticky AND stinky, will this do?"

"Yes, that's exactly what he'll want" and so he went and found the dentist again and

he climbed back down his thin pole and

told the ogre to open his mouth so he could have a look.

And what he saw

Was some of the worst teeth

He'd ever seen in his life!

They are so bad that they made his eyes water

and he said he'd have to pull them all out!

But the ogre started to cry like a baby

"But I'll be toothless like my wife!" Waaaaaaa!  

His wife was angry. "You said it makes me look younger!"

"But ogres are liars, you know that!" he wailed.

"GASP" wife was horror-struck, had she

known that he was lying, she'd have taken up with that nice troll down the road who

although hideous, at least

didn't have stinky breath!

Maybe it wasn't too late, she thought, considering

Her other half's rotten teeth

"Decisions, decisions" - ugly troll with sweet breath or handsome ogre with breath that would kill a horse ....

...well, she always did like horse meat, so

maybe it wasn't so bad after all

So she gave him a great big kiss & that was the end of that!

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