One Line Stories

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The aim is to build a story. Each person can type one line of a story, following on from the last person's line. Childish? Yes. But who cares?

So...

Once upon a time...

and they hit a passing troll who then

rounded in fury on the ogre and

knocked all his teeth out which

temporarily solved his bad breath problem, but ogre's teeth are like shark teeth; they grow more!

And when they grow again

they come back even smellier!

So his girlfriend came up with a suggestion

that maybe he should go and see a witch doctor

and he said "which witch doctor?"

"The one with a degree in dentistry" his girlfriend said

"and some pills to neutralise nasty niffs"

"OK" said Ogre, "where is he?"

"He's up on the top of that really thin pole over there"

whats he doing there he asked

"just hanging around"

"well, he sounds a bit weird" the ogre said

"He's a bit eccentric, but he's good at his job! By the way, you have to get him a present before he helps you - something really disgusting!" she replied

"What, something to tempt him down from his thin pole, you mean?" the ogre asked

"That's right, something stinky and sticky"

"I've got the very thing" the ogre said

And he reached into his tatty old coat pocket and brought out a

snot covered piece of tissue paper.

But although it was sticky, it wasn't stinky enough so

he brought out some dog poo and

put them both together.