One Line Stories

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The aim is to build a story. Each person can type one line of a story, following on from the last person's line. Childish? Yes. But who cares?

So...

Once upon a time...

waving his pink wand and twirling his tutu

and shouting "What's this I hear about pink horns being sissy-ish?"

"Well, ummm" the unicorn and princess mumbled together "Pink .... kind of little girly, hmmm?"

"Rubbish" said the fairy king "I wear pink all the time; look at my new pink...

...rubber ducky! It's the perfect bath time accessory!"

The fairy princess and the unicorn both went red, and the unicorn said...

"Why don't I have a rubber ducky?"

"You don't have a rubber ducky?" the fairy king gasped "What do you do in the bath then?"

"I've never had a bath!" the unicorn replied.

"Well, that explains another thing" Fairy King replied.

"you really do pong! Here, borrow my rubber ducky & go and have a bath now"

"but there's no room in the bath for me, never mind a rubber ducky as well" protested the unicorn

"well, we'll use the swimming pool!" said the king.

"You'd better make the water warm enough then" the unicorn protested "because ...

I only have a very thin coat of hair & my..

entire body turns green if I get cold!"

he said "and then people think I'm a horned toad!"

"What happens if you get hot?" asked the king

"When I get hot?" smirked the unicorn, "Well, for a start ....

"I'm always 'hot'" said the unicorn, with a wink!

"You must know what us unicorns are like. Now ....

you only have to be careful if I start to glow and steam"

"What happens then?" the king asked nervously

"Well, let's just say that I become....rampant!"

"Okaaaay" said the king, reconsidering,