One Line Stories

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The aim is to build a story. Each person can type one line of a story, following on from the last person's line. Childish? Yes. But who cares?

So...

Once upon a time...

has the farting stopped yet?

He took a sniff. No, it hasn't stopped

and neither has the bad breath....

so his girlfriend decided to contact a well known toothpaste company to...

prevent the destruction of the human race, as ogres need us little people to ...

be their dinners!  

The toothpaste people were very helpful and recommended

A special wire brush to scrape away

the crusty food from last week

but his girlfriend still wasn't happy

and told him that the previous 10 years of filth will also have to be

removed, probably by using

paint stripper and a wire brush

but he refused

so they took out the kango and pinned him down but

the kango shattered on the built up dirt

and the ogre ran off into the woods

where he saw a log and thought

That would make a great tooth pick

But had second thoughts aNd thrust it against

a nearby leaning tree, and then

showered himself with acorns which

didn't hurt him because acorns are very little when you're an ogre, but

one got stuck in his nostril and

he sneezed and his

tiny pea-brain came flying out of his nose, along with the acorn