One Line Stories

First topic message reminder :

The aim is to build a story. Each person can type one line of a story, following on from the last person's line. Childish? Yes. But who cares?

So...

Once upon a time...

"Is that rampant with female unicorns or with humans?"

"That's for me to know and you to find out" the unicorn mysteriously replied.

All of a sudden he started to glow....

and the king gulped nervously, so he

decided to beat a hasty retreat, but the unicorn

blocked his escape, and

whinnied softly in the king's ear

Now the king was seriously scared, and

and threw the rubber duckie, saying "Fetch, boy!"

The unicorn was torn with indecision - rubber duckie or king?

The rubber duckie squeaks, but would the king squeak louder?

The unicorn, fortunately for the king, isn't into squeaks so

the rubber duckie was tucked under the unicorn's leg & off he trotted

towards the king's swimming pool to have a wash.

and a splash around with rubber ducky, leaving the fairy princess windering

"Will this wash cure the pinky horn?"

"Who knows" said the king, "but it'll keep him away from me for a while"

And the moral of this story is

"Don't mess with the King's rubber duckie or you'll get a pink horn!"

  that works on so many levels - perfect!

Who wants to start the next one?

Once upon a time, an man named Fred was walking his dog (named Alfie) when ....

a weird man stopped in front of him...

wearing only a strange, Tarzan-like loincloth.

"Me Tarzan." he grunted..